Lovey dovey crap getting you down?

Posted by CB , Friday, January 27, 2012 3:19 p.m.

Valentine's Day is coming up and if all that lovey dovey crap is getting you down, here are some facts about love that will actually make you smile, whether you're in a relationship or not. :)



  • The oldest love song was written about 4000 years ago, in Babylon. Love is still the number 1 song topic.
  • Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes five minutes of walking–or about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.
  • The film with the most kisses is Don Juan (1926) in which John Barrymore and Mary Astor share 127 kisses. 

  • Many of the ingredients in chocolate are proven to cause arousal similar in effect to sexual foreplay. In fact, some experts believe chocolate may be even more effective than foreplay for sexual arousal.

  • Valentine candy “conversation hearts” have a shelf life of five years.

  • When ducks choose a mate, they mate for life!

  • Immediately after Tiger Wood’s affairs became public, men looking for discreet relationships on BeNaughty.com dropped by 47.5%

  • Random fact that may make you laugh, personally, I don't know how they walk around this those things:  The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night.



The famous 'V-J Day in Times Square' picture. The story goes that the sailor was walking down Times Square kissing all the girls in sight and grabbed this nurse just as the photographer was looking.

He's just not that into you.

Posted by CB 1:56 p.m.

he’s just not that into you

February 20, 2011
If he’s not calling you.
If he’s not texting you.
If he’s looking for other girls to date.
If he’s not taking you out on dates.
If he’s not asking you to be is girlfriend.

Then it’s because he doesn’t want to.

Even if he’s kissing you.
Even if he’s letting you sleep in his bed with him.
Even if he’s cuddling you at night.
Even if he gets jealous when you talk about other guys.
If he wanted to be with you, then he would be. But he’s not.

And he’s a fool.

As surprising as this may seem, I didn't write this letter but I found it on www.lettersillneversend.com, where people post anonymous letters. Might be a wakeup call for some of us.

Snooki Quotes: The Song

Posted by CB , Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:03 p.m.

If the I hate men Club had thought of it first, it would've been just like this but girly-er.

This is still pretty good ;)

Boobs.

Posted by CB , Tuesday, January 17, 2012 1:07 p.m.

Boobs. We all have them. Some of them are small, big, bouncy, perky, hangin' low, and lovely all at the same time. I don't think I'll ever understand men's obsession with them but one of the best part of boobs, is all the hilarious names they are given.


  • Bongos
  • Hooters
  • Puppies
  • Ta-tas
  • Bazongas
  • Coconuts
  • Milkjugs
  • Melons
  • Honkers
  • Weapons of Mass Destruction
  • Bazookas
  • Whoppers
  • Air bags
During the holidays, I had another fantastic experience (I know, hard to believe) buying bras THAT ACTUALLY FIT at Peaches in Penticton. If you've never had a proper bra fitting in your life, it is something you MUST do. It will change your life and make your whole wardrobe be nicer.
Do it for you, do it for your ta-tas.
:)