We are women scorned. Men are like little puppies. Sure, they're cute but you can't turn your back on them for one second. They piss everywhere, eat everything in sight and hump everything that moves. Women are like cats. We clean ourselves, we're independent and calm. Beware of dog.
Okay ladies,let's put this out there: How many of you have broken up with a boyfriend on Superbowl Sunday? (Or even around there)
Last year, on Superbowl Sunday, my now ex-boyfriend had invited me to a party with the gang from his job which included a certain girl I suspected he was fooling around with. He told me that he'd rather I didn't come because if I did, she wouldn't so I decided to stay home, cry, call my mom and break up with him.
I think it was the whole Superbowl thing that just pushed me over the edge.
So today, in honor of the year anniversary of my break, I'm not watching the Superbowl, I don't even know who's playing and I'm not crying this year so I'm pretty happy overall :)
So, any of you break up with boyfriends on Superbowl Sunday?
Valentine's Day is coming up and if all that lovey dovey crap is getting you down, here are some facts about love that will actually make you smile, whether you're in a relationship or not. :)
The oldest love song was written about 4000 years ago, in Babylon. Love is still the number 1 song topic.
Passionate kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. A Hershey’s kiss contains 26 calories, which takes five minutes of walking–or about four minutes of kissing–to burn off.
The film with the most kisses is Don Juan (1926) in which John Barrymore and Mary Astor share 127 kisses.
Many of the ingredients in chocolate are proven to cause arousal similar in effect to sexual foreplay. In fact, some experts believe chocolate may be even more effective than foreplay for sexual arousal.
Valentine candy “conversation hearts” have a shelf life of five years.
When ducks choose a mate, they mate for life!
Immediately after Tiger Wood’s affairs became public, men looking for discreet relationships on BeNaughty.com dropped by 47.5%
Random fact that may make you laugh, personally, I don't know how they walk around this those things: The average man has 11 erections per day and 9 erections a night.
The famous 'V-J Day in Times Square' picture. The story goes that the sailor was walking down Times Square kissing all the girls in sight and grabbed this nurse just as the photographer was looking.
If he’s not calling you.
If he’s not texting you.
If he’s looking for other girls to date.
If he’s not taking you out on dates.
If he’s not asking you to be is girlfriend.
Then it’s because he doesn’t want to.
Even if he’s kissing you.
Even if he’s letting you sleep in his bed with him.
Even if he’s cuddling you at night.
Even if he gets jealous when you talk about other guys.
If he wanted to be with you, then he would be. But he’s not.
And he’s a fool.
As surprising as this may seem, I didn't write this letter but I found it on www.lettersillneversend.com, where people post anonymous letters. Might be a wakeup call for some of us.
Boobs. We all have them. Some of them are small, big, bouncy, perky, hangin' low, and lovely all at the same time. I don't think I'll ever understand men's obsession with them but one of the best part of boobs, is all the hilarious names they are given.
Bongos
Hooters
Puppies
Ta-tas
Bazongas
Coconuts
Milkjugs
Melons
Honkers
Weapons of Mass Destruction
Bazookas
Whoppers
Air bags
During the holidays, I had another fantastic experience (I know, hard to believe) buying bras THAT ACTUALLY FIT at Peaches in Penticton. If you've never had a proper bra fitting in your life, it is something you MUST do. It will change your life and make your whole wardrobe be nicer.
Do it for you, do it for your ta-tas.
:)
Ladies, I have an interesting story to tell you about today, the story of the ugliest and weirdest Christmas present I've ever received from a guy.
The present was from my ex's father, who has a bad reputation of giving weird presents. (Even his son says this)
He gives me a box that can only contain a necklace so I start thinking, THIS MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD! So I mistakenly say 'Jewelry for a girl, you can never go wrong!'
But apparently you can.
I open the box and see a necklace. A fish necklace with some kind of greasey black cord, some weird worms looking beads on the side of the ugliest fish I have ever seen. I was in shock and luckily I was already wearing a necklace so he couldn't force it on me.
My ex later said to me 'oh my god, that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen'
I kept the necklace which I took a picture of for your enjoyment.
However, I WANT YOUR STORIES! Tell me all about your worst/weirdest present you've ever received from a guy and I'll post all the responses we get :) Pictures would be even better, although it's understandable if you've thrown it away/exchanged it.
