A story from a friend of mine who learned that men are dicks the hard way. :(
So during a crazy party (in which I remember nothing) I ended up with a guy.
During the process I apparently revealed all my deepest, darkest secrets. He was looking after me all night and for the next few days he was doing his best to try and help with all the issues I confessed to him, seems pretty nice right? I thought so too.
So we were seeing a lot of each other over the next few weeks and he was being extremely caring and nice to me. However I didn’t want to be dating anyone so I told him we should just be friends. He then insisted on dating anyway so somewhat reluctantly I agreed. He then began building up the trust, thus leading me to make the mistake of sleeping with the guy, which normally wouldn’t have been too big of a deal had it not been my first time.
Just 2 days after this occured he then proceeded to dump me, saying we were “too serious” and he didn’t want to hurt such a fragile girl. As if this wasn’t confusing enough, the next day when I had landed myself in the hospital (sickness) he thought it would be nice to come visit me...
WTF Buddy?
Thanks for making life so confusing, this is why I hate men.
Ladies, it's that time of year, the
Douchebag Awards!
We need you to nominate a man you know in one or several of these categories!
- Biggest Douchebag Behavior
- Best Douchebag Attire
- Most Unexpected Douchebag
- Most In Denial Douchebag (or Wannabe Douchebag)
Or the coveted positive categories...
- Least Douchebag Guy
- Best Dressed Guy
- Best Recovery from Douchebag behavior
We'd prefer if you nominate a guy you personally know,(cause we know you probably met several douches this year) but celebrities can do as well.
Please send your nominations to
men_haters@yahoo.ca or post in the Facebook group or
page following these guidelines:
Name: (Real or Fictional)
Award: (Name of the Award this man deserves)
Reasoning: (Description of the reason or event witnessed that make this man a candidate for this award)
Other proof: (Oh god, we'd just LOVE a picture or video of this guy or event! Please send pictures to email so we can blur out the face if necessary)
We will be posting our own nominations on the blog shortly. Can't wait to see what you come up with! :)
And the award goes to...
THAT TIME THAT NASTY WEIRD OLD MAN AT THE RESTAURANT BARGED IN ON OUR PHOTO!
The inspiration for the post comes from a truly horrifying experience which happened to me at the club Monday night.
I ran into some of my ex's friends who went on to tell me that they missed me and blablabla. The one guy (he's in the running for Douche of the Year) decides to ask me to dance with him. I tell him no, I don't want to get mixed up in that anymore and to convince me, he says this:
'I'm not the jerk here, it's your ex who slept with (that hoe) while you were still together.'
WHOOOAAAAAAAAAA.
EXCUSE ME? YOU THINK I WANT TO BE REMINDED OF THAT?
So needless to say, he didn't get very far except one step closer to Douche of the Year.
With that in mind, some other things men do that we will never understand!
- Complain that women always complain.
- Throw things into their mouths to eat them. (Another dog-like quality)
- Weird facial hair choices: Goatees, mustaches, etc..
- Halo and other video game obsession. The weird thing here is mostly the macho behavior DURING the game.
- Revving the engine at stop lights. COME ON.
- WHY CAN'T MEN SHOP! It's not that hard.
- They buy the wrong size condom.
- Men tanning. EW.
- They think chivalry is dead. IT IS NOT AND I'D APPRECIATE YOU HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME.
- They think stripes and plaid work together.
Behind every great man, there is a woman.
