Things men do that we will never understand.
Posted by CB , Wednesday, June 15, 2011 10:52 a.m.
The inspiration for the post comes from a truly horrifying experience which happened to me at the club Monday night.
I ran into some of my ex's friends who went on to tell me that they missed me and blablabla. The one guy (he's in the running for Douche of the Year) decides to ask me to dance with him. I tell him no, I don't want to get mixed up in that anymore and to convince me, he says this:
'I'm not the jerk here, it's your ex who slept with (that hoe) while you were still together.'
WHOOOAAAAAAAAAA.
EXCUSE ME? YOU THINK I WANT TO BE REMINDED OF THAT?
So needless to say, he didn't get very far except one step closer to Douche of the Year.
With that in mind, some other things men do that we will never understand!
- Complain that women always complain.
- Throw things into their mouths to eat them. (Another dog-like quality)
- Weird facial hair choices: Goatees, mustaches, etc..
- Halo and other video game obsession. The weird thing here is mostly the macho behavior DURING the game.
- Revving the engine at stop lights. COME ON.
- WHY CAN'T MEN SHOP! It's not that hard.
- They buy the wrong size condom.
- Men tanning. EW.
- They think chivalry is dead. IT IS NOT AND I'D APPRECIATE YOU HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME.
- They think stripes and plaid work together.
Behind every great man, there is a woman.
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