Ladies, I have an interesting story to tell you about today, the story of the ugliest and weirdest Christmas present I've ever received from a guy.
The present was from my ex's father, who has a bad reputation of giving weird presents. (Even his son says this)
He gives me a box that can only contain a necklace so I start thinking, THIS MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD! So I mistakenly say 'Jewelry for a girl, you can never go wrong!'
But apparently you can.
I open the box and see a necklace. A fish necklace with some kind of greasey black cord, some weird worms looking beads on the side of the ugliest fish I have ever seen. I was in shock and luckily I was already wearing a necklace so he couldn't force it on me.
My ex later said to me 'oh my god, that is the ugliest thing I have ever seen'
I kept the necklace which I took a picture of for your enjoyment.
However, I WANT YOUR STORIES! Tell me all about your worst/weirdest present you've ever received from a guy and I'll post all the responses we get :) Pictures would be even better, although it's understandable if you've thrown it away/exchanged it.
Hello ladies!
It is now October 12th which means yo asses should be in gear for the costumed event that is Halloween. I'm a huge dress up fan and Halloween is the only holiday where I can get dressed up and not be judged as a random dressed up weirdo.
HOWEVER, somewhere along the lines Halloween became Hoe-lloween.
Sexy cop, sexy fireman,sexy referee,sexy teddy bear, sexy lumberjack, sexy mafia gangster,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's time to kick it up a notch and find a classy, cute and original costume that can still be sexy without being skanky!
This Halloween, let's be fun and original and leave those sex store outfits at home!
Some good costume ideas (okay, some I've already done): Lucky Charm (leprechaun), senorita, Cruella DeVille, anyone from Grease, flapper girl, Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, any Disney Princess, Marilyn Monroe, Queen of Hearts, Frankenstein's bride, an Avatar, Sally from a Nightmare before Christmas, a skeleton (have you SEEN those awesome leggings?), Carmen san Diego, Pikachu, anyone from KISS, etc....
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| THIS IS GOOD! :) |
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| THIS IS GOOD! :) |
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| THIS IS GOOD! :) |
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| Not good. |
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| Traumatizing. |
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| Turning childhood things like teddy bears and Dr Seuss sexy is just wrong. |
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| OH BAD BAD BADDDD. |
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| Okay, maybe a sexy pikachu isn't too bad ;) |
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| Sexy mafia gangster? No such thing. |
I also leave you with hours of enjoyment on
http://www.wtfcostumes.com/ while listening to
http://8tracks.com/chelenza/monster-mash-up
And feel free to tell me your awesome costume ideas to add to the list! I'm being Wilma from the Flintstones so no copying my idea! ;)
