Halloween Hoes

Posted by CB , Thursday, October 13, 2011 12:11 a.m.

Hello ladies!
It is now October 12th which  means yo asses should be in gear for the costumed event that is Halloween. I'm a huge dress up fan and Halloween is the only holiday where I can get dressed up and not be judged as a random dressed up weirdo.
HOWEVER, somewhere along the lines Halloween became Hoe-lloween.
Sexy cop, sexy fireman,sexy referee,sexy teddy bear, sexy lumberjack, sexy mafia gangster,
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's time to kick it up a notch and find a classy, cute and original costume that can still be sexy without being skanky!
This Halloween, let's be fun and original and leave those sex store outfits at home!

Some good costume ideas (okay, some I've already done): Lucky Charm (leprechaun), senorita, Cruella DeVille, anyone from Grease, flapper girl, Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz, any Disney Princess, Marilyn Monroe, Queen of Hearts, Frankenstein's bride, an Avatar, Sally from a Nightmare before Christmas, a skeleton (have you SEEN those awesome leggings?), Carmen san Diego, Pikachu, anyone from KISS, etc....


THIS IS GOOD! :)

THIS IS GOOD! :)

THIS IS GOOD! :)
Not good.

Traumatizing.

Turning childhood things like teddy bears and Dr Seuss sexy is just wrong.

OH BAD BAD BADDDD.

Okay, maybe a sexy pikachu isn't too bad ;)

Sexy mafia gangster? No such thing.


I also leave you with hours of enjoyment on http://www.wtfcostumes.com/ while listening to http://8tracks.com/chelenza/monster-mash-up

And feel free to tell me your awesome costume ideas to add to the list! I'm being Wilma from the Flintstones so no copying my idea! ;)

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