We are women scorned. Men are like little puppies. Sure, they're cute but you can't turn your back on them for one second. They piss everywhere, eat everything in sight and hump everything that moves. Women are like cats. We clean ourselves, we're independent and calm. Beware of dog.
A reader story from a high school girl who shows us that unfortunately, guys don't really mature from high school.
So, it all started when one of my friends told me she liked one of my best guy friends...
Obviously being my naive young self, still in high school, ( having pretty much never had any experience with guys cause the dating stuff never EVER seems to happen to ME),
I decided I wanted to try and interfere slightly, to try and make something happen for them, even though it couldn't for me.
So after little time at all, I found out that the feeling between them was mutual. After a little while though, my guy friend had stopped talking to me about my friend, so I asked him why. He told me it was because he thought I told my friend everything he told me about her. I denied it and told him that i'd only told her one thing( which wasn't really that important at all honestly).
He got really mad at me. And when i say really mad girls, i mean it.
I didnt think this guy would ever get mad at me. But he was pissed.
After a few weeks though, things were back to normal... or so i thought.
(*NOTE FROM CAT: See how men pretend they are above bitchy behavior and say girls only do this? PFFFT)
The thing was, this guy knew who I liked, because i liked his best friend, lets call him Bob! And before he got all mad at me (for no reason) we'd talk about how we liked each others best friends.
Unfortunately for me, the feeling was not mutual for some reason...
A few weeks later, standing with a group of mostly guy friends, EVERYBODY started randomly saying BOB in the conversation with me. I didnt understand what was going on and played it cool.
The only person that knew i liked Bob was of course was my best guy friend. This was definitively the first hint that he'd told people, but i tried to ignore the fact and pretend that i didn't care and that nothing had happened, that i wasn't humiliated...
A few weeks later, another guy friend finally told me that my friend had told EVERYBODY that i liked Bob..
I actually didn't care that much, cause this was a long time after our fight that i finally found this out, and i had moved on from Bob.
But then a few weeks later, my friend and i were talking, and he told me what he'd told Bob.
I was wondering why Bob had been avoiding me for the past few weeks cause we used to have a pretty good relationship, and i actually had some hope that maybe for once, something would happen for me. But now, he was just looking scared when he saw me and I found out why... My friend didn't tell bob that i liked him. OH NO!
His exact words: he told bob that i "wanted his babies, that i stalked him, and that i was obsessively in love with him and told everybody about him and my love for him"
This.
From my best guy friend.
And this ladies, is why i hate men.
You cant trust any of them.
Ladies, it's that time of year, the Douchebag Awards!
We need you to nominate a man you know in one or several of these categories!
Biggest Douchebag Behavior
Best Douchebag Attire
Most Unexpected Douchebag
Most In Denial Douchebag (or Wannabe Douchebag)
Or the coveted positive categories...
Least Douchebag Guy
Best Dressed Guy
Best Recovery from Douchebag behavior
We'd prefer if you nominate a guy you personally know,(cause we know you probably met several douches this year) but celebrities can do as well.
Please send your nominations to men_haters@yahoo.ca or post in the Facebook group or page following these guidelines:
Name:(Real or Fictional) Award:(Name of the Award this man deserves) Reasoning:(Description of the reason or event witnessed that make this man a candidate for this award) Other proof:(Oh god, we'd just LOVE a picture or video of this guy or event! Please send pictures to email so we can blur out the face if necessary)
We will be posting our own nominations on the blog shortly. Can't wait to see what you come up with! :)
This is something I found on one of my favorite websites Guyspeak. I know, I know, you're thinking A MAN WROTE THIS? But this is a man to be admired from a website of more great men.
How do I get a guy to notice me? How do I flirt with a guy? What makes a woman "hot" to men?
We get various iterations of this question on a daily basis. Which is great -- they're valid questions. That's why I decided to help you by making this list of 99 (count 'em!) random things that turn guys on. All guys? No. But most of them.
Now on with the countdown.
Guys are turned on when you...
1. Smile
2. Make random physical contact: grab his arm, hug him, smack his ass
3. Are witty
4. Say hi to him first
5. Compliment him
6. Impress him with your brilliance
7. Love long slow kisses
8. Remember his name
9. Beat him in Scrabble (sometimes, not every time)
10. Play guitar
11. Try new things
12. Laugh at his jokes (if they're funny, that is. No charity laughs, please.)
13. Skinny dip
14. Wear just a hint of perfume
15. Dance
16. Sing
17. Take his side
18. Are quick to forgive people
19. Stand up for your friends
20. Sleep naked
21. Play videogames
22. Have a sense of humor
23. Have compassion and empathy
24. Know how to play poker
25. Tell him what you want during sex
26. Tell him when you like what he's doing during sex
27. Quote funny movies like Office Space, Caddyshack, Raising Arizona
28. Run your hands through his hair when he kisses you
29. Know the words to "Misty Mountain Hop" and "Sweet Child O' Mine"
30. Wear sexy underwear
31. Aren't ashamed of your body
32. Love kids
33. Love dogs
34. Hate cats*
35. Have pictures of your nieces and nephews on your Facebook page
36. Go braless
37. Go barefoot
38. Love different kinds of food
39. Make the first move
40. Make bad jokes
41. Have big dreams
42. Love to read
43. Love to laugh
44. Love tickle fights
45. Treat people with kindness, whether they're your friends or the cashier
46. Sit in his lap
47. Are confident and uninhibited in the sack
48. Can laugh at yourself
49. Have pet names for him
50. Have pet names for your boobs
51. Wear your hair up
52. Give people the benefit of the doubt
53. Do the right thing
54. Know that songs like "It's My Life" and "The First Cut Is The Deepest" are remakes.
55. Strip for him
56. Want to see the world
57. Cook (even if you aren't very good at it)
58. Smell like lilacs and/or honeysuckle
59. Whisper naughty things in his ear out of the blue
60. Let him take care of you
61. Wear Chuck Taylors or Vans
62. Bite him sometimes (not too hard, please)
63. Order a cheeseburger and fries instead of salad at least once
64. Text him
65. Sext him
66. Give him back rubs
67. Undress him
68. Let him undress you
69. Say his name during sex
70. Yell his name during sex
71. Randomly break out into foreign languages you don't even know during sex
72. Think Sex And The City is lame-o (because it is)
73. Want to wrestle
74. Read trashy mags like InTouch Weekly or Us
75. Can be tough when you need to
76. Tell him how you feel about him
77. Tell him he's sexy
78. Invite him into the shower with you
79. Wash his back
80. Praise his shampoo mohawk even though you've seen it 200 times
81. Would do anything for your friends
82. Ride the roller coaster
83. Hug him from behind
84. Order him to do you. Now.
85. Say things like "We're a perfect match" or "You fit me just right"
86. Admit when you're wrong
87. Accept his apology when he's wrong
88. Get a new 'do
89. Take him to Vegas
90. Aren't afraid to get dirty
91. Wear glasses
92. Buy him something he needed but didn't know it
93. Snuggle
94. Kiss his neck
95. Cheer him up when he's down
96. Brag on him to your friends
97. Write him notes
98. Hold his hand
99. Defend him
No one does all these things. You don't have to do any of them, for that matter. But for those of you wondering what you can do to get noticed or turn a guy on, now you've got 99 options.
Last night I went to play foosball with a couple of my friends and those who know me, know that I love/am pretty good at this game.
My opponent was a tall blonde guy who hit on me shamelessly before the game, bringing in bad pickup lines such as 'I'm going to play this game for you, I'm going to win for you' (OH PUHLEASE)
We start playing and his ball gets in my zone (I'm goalie) and he goes 'If I get this one in, you have to give me a kiss. I know I'm going to get it in so you have to give me a kiss when I do. Watch this, I'm going to get it in'
The kid doesn't stop. He's going on and on about how he's going to get it in.
He hits it, I hit it right back and it slams into his goal at the other end of the table.
Everyone around us goes OOOHHHHHH!!!! And the poor kid pulls his hat down and probably wants to die. Everyone around is high-fiving me and telling him how much I showed him. Plus, it was a beautiful shot.
I have to say, I think I stomped on his male ego and hit him where it hurts haha.
I lost the game (he was in a fury after that and scoring like crazy) but it doesn't matter, I had already won just by showing him who was boss.
